Hi Family,

I am sending a message about my summer because all the cool kids are doing it. What I am doing this summer is:
1) Feeding Jingle
2) Getting a dog
3) Making sure Jingle doesn’t go to work in inappropriate clothing
4) Teaching Jingle to cook
5) Going boxing
6) Being awesome.

That’s about it. Daddy, would you like to have a family meeting to discuss? We can hold a conference call. I even have my own toll-free dial-in line. I am also very good at conference calls.

hi family,

i am writing on behalf of daddy. he feels left out, so i am helping him write his schedule for this summer!

this summer daddy will be:
1. feeding himself
2. giving away the rv
3. making sure he doesn’t go to work in soiled underwear
4. teaching mommy how to cook
5. going vegetarian (kong (Mark) inspired him!)
6. being your lovely daddy.

daddy would like to have a family meeting to make sure he understands his schedule. he wants to ask questions at the meeting. please be supportive!

My Dear Ann,

1 It will be awesome without item 2.
2 No conference call but in person talk.

Your Lovely Dad

Hi Jingle,

1 No sloppy English please. The first letter of each sentence must be upper case.
2 Item 1 thru 5 are negotiable.
3 Item 6 is already completed.

Lovely Dad

Hello,

I’ve decided that I’ll be working in San Francisco (instead of Philadelphia) for the fall, since I’ll learn more, the pay is higher, and moving is more convenient. I’ll probably start this coming Wednesday.

awww you hate me!

also because i am your favorite sister. yesh. sorry, jingle (little sister)!

but who will bring me my black bra [to Philly]?! 🙁

My Lovely Son,

Please give your sweet family all information. Where? Who? What? Until when?

P.S. If you’re working in San Francisco, why don’t you live with your lovely sister? Maybe you can live in Bing’s room while Bing sleeps on the couch.

Love,

Your Lovely Jingo

Thank you Jingle, you are so considerate!!!

Your Lovely Daddy